Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Vietnam in a Nutshell

From my last entry in Sapa, we headed south to Hanoi. Hanoi sucks. It's very dirty, chaotic, and the people are rude.

From Hanoi, we took a boat cruise to the beautiful island-dotted seascape of Halong Bay. Actually, me and Emma went alone, apart from the group, as I've sort of, um, fallen in love with her.



From there, we hit a few beach cities called Hoi An and the other Nah Trang. Hoi An is known for its excellent tailors, and as I'm about to enter law school with the intention of being a lawyer, I had a higher-end suit made for myself (with Dolce and Gabana fabric :) and mailed home. Nah Trang, I just sat in a beachside Cabana all day, ordering fruit smoothies and cruising wi-fi.


A small pig farm in Hoi An.

Our final stop in Vietnam was Ho Chi Minh City. Ho Chi Minh > Hanoi. Way better. I of course hit up the markets, where I like to bargain hard. The kill: a pair of La Coste shoes, Calvin Klein jeans, 2 Lacoste polo shirts, a Polo dress shirt, a tee shirt, and a special gift for my brother for $40!

I also visited some Vietnam War historical sites, and it was quite saddening. At the War Remnants Museum, roomfuls of graphic pictures hung on display, vividly capturing the brutality and devastation the American soldiers wrought upon the Vietnamese people. Soldiers decapitating dead bodies to play with the remains. Soldiers grinning maniachally while packing villagers into an incinerating house. Soldiers coralling men, women, children, and babies to be slaughtered with M-16's. Picture after gruesome picture. It's something you'd expect to see depicting Nazi's, not the good ol' yanks.


Emerging from an underground tunnel; one of many the Viet Cong used to evade American bombardment.

Next stop: Cambodia...

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Random stuff along the way




At the World Expo in Shanghai.





Thursday, July 1, 2010

Catch Up

I have neglected to update in a long time. By the way, everything worked out with the theft and border debacle -- I got my visa in order, and was able to get money via Western Union. Here are some highlights from the rice terraces onward!

The Rice Terraces

The terraces, created over 500 years ago, stretch on for many miles throughout the valley.


The local farmers were gracious enough to let James (the English bloke) and I try our hand at planting a terrace.


Amy (Irish), me, Emma






The Stone Forest near Kunming


The stone forest was created by volcanic activity in the ocean 270 million years ago.






Motobike a la chicken


The unfortunate fate of the public traveler in China


Hot pot -- pig brains and fish heads.



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Motorbiking and hiking in Sapa







Monday, June 21, 2010

Robbed in Jianshui

I am at the border town of Hekou, and sick, after a few very tumultuous days. First off, on Saturday, I discovered the Vietnam consulate in San Francisco issued my Visa for the wrong dates. Their emergency email addresses all bounced and they have not responded to my messages on their emergency lines. I was forced to go off the itinerary and head to the border town a day early to get a new Visa with the correct dates. There is a girl here, who has connections (I still don't quite understand who she is or what she does), and she was able to turn it around in one day.

To add to the misfortune, I was robbed yesterday at a local market. The thief took my wallet and phone. He snapped the button of my front pocket with a knife and made the grab. I didn't feel it. I was buying lychee fruit with Emma. All of a sudden a very concerned Chinese lady holding a baby started speaking loudly at me and pointing. I thought she was begging or wanted me to buy something, but in a few seconds a crowd had gathered, so I elbowed Emma and asked her what the lady wanted. "You've just been robbed", she said, and I patted my pocket and felt nothing in it. My stomach dropped. The lady with the baby and others were wildly pointing in a direction, so we ran off and tried to see if we could see the thief, but had no luck. I used a local shop's phone to call my parents (2:00 a.m. their time!) and had them cancel my credit cards and phone. Emma flagged down some cops (in plain clothes, strangely enough) and they took us to the police station. The whitnesses had a good description of the man, and added that he robbbed the person next to me too.

The police station was a joke, with a bunch of (apparently) plain-clothed officers sitting around smoking. We came back later in the night to file a report (which was also a joke, illustrated by the reporting officer smoking a cigarette through a 3 foot water bong as we filled out the paperwork). They couldn't give me a copy of the report (which I need for insurance purposes!), but said I could write a letter accounting what happened, and they'd stamp their seal on it. I wrote the letter, Emma translated, and it was reviewed by superior officers while I went to the border town today. Emma picked it up, and said the police had changed my letter-- so I'll look forward to what 'creative' changes they made.

The wallet was also turned in today, without the cash... and, of course, now all my credit cards are canceled.

The hotel we were at was the only one so far lacking internet access. I used the dial-up at the front desk and attempted to Western Union Money to myself. As I was doing it-- I kid you not-- the power went off.

So I was in the dark-- moneyless, communication-less, and without a valid Visa for Tuesday. I used Emma's phone to call my parents, and coordinate a money x-fer. After several hours, about 2 a.m. here, the money was transferred. I went to bed and got up 3 hours later to catch the 6:30 bus to to Hekou.

To make matters EVEN worse, I am sick now, throwing up, with a temperature of 101. With my luck, I'll be sitting in a Vietnamese quarantine room tomorrow, waving my group goodbye as they move on to Sapa.

I also have to pick up my money x-fer tomorrow. Hope that goes well. Ha.

I have some great things to post, once I'm out of China, get my affairs in order, and can legally upload to this blog and YouTube (censored in China).

But, for the record: I am OK, have a FANTASTIC guide who is doing everything she can for me, and am accompanied by a very supportive group. Though times are a tough right now, I am well taken care of, and things will be fine.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Yangshuo

After our longest overnight train ever (26 hours), we arrived in Yangshuo-- a beautiful small tourist town about 2 hours north of the train station. Unfortunately it rained on and off during our 2 day stay there and many of our activities had to be canceled. Never-the-less, we managed to squeeze in some rain-friendly things like water-caving, a countryside bicycle tour, and Commerant night fishing (plus a few hours of Chinese therapeutic massage :)

In and around Yangshuo

Bicycle tour
















Commerant fishing


The Commerant night fishing -- where the birds are tied to the canoe and 'chased'. The birds dip into the water and grab small fish in their gullet.


The birds have their neck loosely tied so they cannot swallow the larger fish. The fisherman then pulls the bird in and grabs the fish. Cruel by American standards.


Sunday, June 13, 2010

Now fluent with chopsticks

The world expo in Shanghai

Every five years years or so a World Expo is held in a deginated int'l host city, and lasts around six months. This round it's in Shanghai and I went and checked it out. Each nation creates a pavillion to glorify itself and all it offers the world. This year there were heavy environmental themes.


The American pavillion (which the American volunteers said was underfunded and sucked, so I did not go in)

The hustle and bustle inside the Italian pavillion.


Outside England's pavillian
The expo would have been excellent, except for the Chinese people. All of us were thuroughly discusted at how rude and ill-mannered they are in crowds. They push and they fight, and will do anything else to squeeze ahead in line. They have almost no sense of personal space and will breathe down your neck, even if there's room to spread out. The Chinese military was out in force to simply act as line-keepers. We literally had to form a human wall to keep them at bay and hold our ground, all day. The lines were long and the population, representative of China as a whole was 99% Hahn Chinese ethnicity. We were very worn and irritated by the end of the day-- all in all the experience was a wash, I'd say.



Sunday, June 6, 2010

Randomness and Shanghai

The kitties at our hostel in Xi'an






Funny English translations (that are all too common, unfortunately)











Last night we arrived in a canal town just outside of Shanghai. It looked something like the lagoon or Pirates at Disney Land. Beautiful, and authentic though. We took a canoe around the canal and then went for a bite -- tonight we dined on snails and frog legs (which was actually the whole frog). I had had escargot in Paris before, but the frog seriously...tastes like chicken. I'm almost getting used to these Chinese banquet dinners, and browsing menus filled with the likes of whole fish, duck's feet, sea cucumbers, and chicken heads.

Then we went out to a bar on the water and played a Chinese dice drinking game that got everyone thoroughly "happy". They had Chinese karaoke and I partook. The book contained exactly one western song with lyrics in English -- Frank Sinatra's Fly Me To the Moon. Apparently I was a big hit with the locals and they invited our group over to come drink with them. So we had a lot of fun, with Emma translating most of the night.

Today we arrived in Shanghai and went to the legendary acrobatics show. I took some artsy pics of it:

The acrobatics show in Shanghai


A guy and girl doing a silk rope act


Same.


5 motorcycles in 'The Ball of Death.'


The finale.

Various.

In the Xi'an streets.


The two Chilean bros., Raoul and Daniel, and me.


The canal town






A craw-fish holding a cigarette.


The bar in the canal town that we got drunk in.